I live in the woods, I do photography for a living. I play guitar. I’m a friendly guy mostly. But campers need to stop leaving their trash. I am fed up with cleaning up plastic bags and used condoms. Please be considerate of the forest. This is exactly why I stay away from you humans. I’m a war veteran, I’ll have you know. I fought in D-Day. I didn’t shoot down at Americans at the beach just to have our good Earth disrespected like this. Please pick up after yourselves and for Pete’s sake if you’re going to take a picture, at least ask first. I’m more than glad for a photoshoot but to try and take candid shots of my glorious hairy ass is just uncalled for. Also Epstein didn’t kill himself. Neither did McAfee.